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Hell, Garrus, you were always ugly.

Slap a little face paint on there and no one'll even notice.

Isabel, ready to take the world with words. And photos. And drawings.

And puns. Lots of puns.

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my buds about me my face ace attorney tag

drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen


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I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)


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minecraftserverfinder:

Notch, the creator of Minecraft, just tweeted out this after he decided to try Omegle

minecraftserverfinder:

Notch, the creator of Minecraft, just tweeted out this after he decided to try Omegle

done it all, and that’s the boring shit

(Source: howdoimasseffect)


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nentindo:

when people say “cis/straight/white people have it so much better”, they mean in the ways of being treated in society. not specifically their exact living conditions

was that really something that was hard to understand


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andythanfiction:

specialkthegreat:

cardsofwind:

THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.

Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Equating all Muslims with the Taliban or Al-Quaeda is like equating all Christians with the Westboro Baptist Church or those who bomb abortion clinics.

andythanfiction:

specialkthegreat:

cardsofwind:

THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.

Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Equating all Muslims with the Taliban or Al-Quaeda is like equating all Christians with the Westboro Baptist Church or those who bomb abortion clinics.

(Source: p3rsp3ctives)

Did you think that your feet had been bound
By what gravity brings to the ground?

(Source: justjasper)


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stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.


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fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune


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